Ingredients:

• Big ol bowl of dried pinto beans
• A buncha chilis, dont skimp
• Eyeball some garlic, onion, and maters
• Little bit of that mater juice and vinegar
• Ranch spices. Dont know em, you dont need this recipe
• Beef broth like grandma used to make

Ya take all that, throw it out the window, and make a real Western hat instead. Perfecto.