If Streets Of Laredo was written in 2024:

As I walked out in the streets of L.A.
As I walked out in L.A. one day
I saw a young cowboy, wearing a cowboy hat
Wearing a cowboy hat, with no cattle he strayed

Oh, he ordered his latte with soy and vanilla
Scrolled the ‘Gram as he wandered along
He’s headed to the valley, for the girls but no herds
He is a young cowboy, wearing his cowboy hat wrong