Think it was June round 47? down near Eagle Pass Ya know that good ol’ cowboy, James VanDerHorn? Well he says he got woke up by a strange sound he couldnt pin. Ol son jumped out of bed, threw on his duds, and dashed out to the front porch, only to find a bright light hoverin’ above the barn. James was plum puzzled as a possum in a pear tree, so next he hurried to the barn. Aimin’ to save his livestock, ya see. Before he knew it, he’s bein’ yanked towards that glowin’ thing, his horses gettin’ pulled along with him too, and hes thinkin this is the end of it all. Just as he was gettin’ closer to that light, he started feelin’ light-headed’ and, next thing ya know, hes out cold. Followin mornin’, James crawls outta bed with a headache and his stomach aint sittin right. Figured it was somethin he ate. Reckon it took him years to piece it all together. Poor boy still aint right. Heard daggum near same thing happened to Curley Jefferson out on that lake just last month. Strange times, I tell ya